Obama nude on unicorns
July 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I love
this guy and his collection of nude president Obama paintings with unicorns.
ESPECIALLY when they include Dr. House.
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We got the lions
March 11, 2009 at 11:50 am
We got the lions,
Only in Kenya,
Going to Kenya,
We got lions,
We got the tigers,
Only in Kenya,
Got
PEOPLE BEING BURNED ALIVE FOR BEING WITCHES, only in Kenya.
Seriously though? First off, don't watch
that video if you have a weak stomach. Second, I'm glad to see they took the semi non-violent method of Salem Massachusetts in the late 1600's and applied that to modern day realism. Lastly, I'm officially canceling any plans I ever had of visiting Kenya.
Update: I was just pointed towards
this video where a bunch of people in Nigeria throw acid in their kids faces because a "doctor" has convinced them that their children are evil. WTF? AFRICA SUCKS.
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Will the real Sarah Palin please go the fuck away?
January 21, 2009 at 05:55 pm
So, I know discussing politics on Eluid is like trying to teach Lindsay Lohan that you can still do cocaine, but only in moderation... but I just read
this news story where Sarah Palin (Remember her?) is demanding that the press leave her kids alone. The same kids that she paraded in front of the media not even a year ago to try a drum up some hockey-mom support.
I'll keep this as brief as possible, but seriously... How often can this chick contradict herself and get away with it? I swear, it's like most politicians live in an alternate universe where we won the Iraq war at least four times already and torture is legal. Also, it's legal for you to kick a puppy just because you've had a bad day. Seriously, look at Bush and Cheney at the end of their run. Neither of them could think of one MAJOR thing that they did wrong. Fucking morons.
Now I know I'm just fanning the flames by talking about this stupid bitch (Not that I think this is as widely read as major publications like Newsweek or Bass Fishing Monthly), but hasn't Palin's expiration date run out yet? Yeah, it was kinda funny to watch her flounder about the big leagues of politics for a while. And we all loved talking about how her are-tarded baby was really her daughter's from a previous secret pregnancy that she kept claiming wasn't true but wasn't willing to provide the medical documents to back her claim up and got really irritated when people would bring it up (Never to her face, of course, but that didn't stop her) and claim that she had already settled all of that business when in fact she hadn't at all.... *deep breath* But this has run it's course. I am now begging... no... pleading.... no... begging that from now on we have a complete and utter media blackout on Sarah Palin.

Because the fact of the matter is if you feed a stray cat it'll just keep coming back for more. And I say it's high time that we let this psycho Jesus freak bitch starve.
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Everyone loves Dubya
December 14, 2008 at 07:57 pm
January 20th can't come quick enough.
Bush wasn’t hit by the shoes, which both sailed over his head after they were thrown one after the other. The president shrugged and said “I’m OK” after the incident in Baghdad today. “All I can report is it is a size 10,” Bush said afterwards.
In Arab culture, throwing shoes is a grave show of disrespect. “This is the farewell kiss, you dog,” the man shouted in Arabic.
Werd.
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Whoa
November 05, 2008 at 06:42 pm
Holy crap, we elected a black guy.
Woops.
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Sarah Palin is LOL
October 01, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Heart has Heart
September 23, 2008 at 01:09 pm
Ah man, I don't even have to say anything about this. These gals wrote all the jokes themselves (or would have, if it had been real.)
PS: Read
this about Jamie Lynn Spears underage nude pics and such. Interesting.
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Go Yale!
April 17, 2008 at 08:30 pm
I usually hate art students. They, for the most part, take themselves way too seriously and are full of hipster-ness that I just want to bash out of them with a baseball bat.
I'm not quite sure yet how I feel about
this one though.
Art major Aliza Shvarts '08 wants to make a statement.
Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her senior art project, a documentation of a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminated herself "as often as possible" while periodically taking abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages. Her exhibition will feature video recordings of these forced miscarriages as well as preserved collections of the blood from the process.
...
The display of Schvarts' project will feature a large cube suspended from the ceiling of a room in the gallery of Green Hall. Schvarts will wrap hundreds of feet of plastic sheeting around this cube; lined between layers of the sheeting will be the blood from Schvarts' self-induced miscarriages mixed with Vaseline in order to prevent the blood from drying and to extend the blood throughout the plastic sheeting.
Schvarts will then project recorded videos onto the four sides of the cube. These videos, captured on a VHS camcorder, will show her experiencing miscarriages in her bathrooom tub, she said. Similar videos will be projected onto the walls of the room.
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But Shvarts insists her concept was not designed for "shock value."
The "fabricators," or donors, of the sperm were not paid for their services, but Shvarts required them to periodically take tests for sexually transmitted diseases. She said she was not concerned about any medical effects the forced miscarriages may have had on her body. The abortifacient drugs she took were legal and herbal, she said, and she did not feel the need to consult a doctor about her repeated miscarriages.
Those art students. What won't they do? I bet right now she's listening to Morrissey LPs in her anti-war t-shirt (made by scribbling sharpie on a white t-shirt). She's so cool that she has frequented every coffee shop in New Haven EXCEPT Starbucks. She doesn't follow anyones rules or regulations.. unless they appear in Pitchfork Magazine first. SO HIP.
I've made up my mind. I hate her.
.. still funny tho ;X Even if it was a
scam.
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