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Gone and Best Forgotten

May 26, 2010 at 05:52 pm

Well, the Lost finale has come and gone. I personally found the ending satisfying, although was irked that they would let a lot of plot threads like that go. But ultimately I understand that the show was always about how these characters affect each other, and with that in mind, I found the ending quite touching.

However, if you're an internet critic (Especially a fat bearded guy who writes for Chud and just can't seem to let shit go), the finale caused more grief than you may know how to cope with... Luckily, we're here to help you out with our 7 Stages of LOST Finale Grief:

Categories: Entertainment

In 106 words by bunksteve - 144 views

RLY BATMAN?

March 24, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Joker likes dudes.

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Categories: Entertainment

In 3 words by smurf - 207 views

Super Dong Bowl

February 02, 2009 at 06:23 pm

There were a few big stories in last night's Super Bowl. A comeback by the unstoppable Kurt Warner in the 4th quarter followed by a comeback by the Steelers with 30 seconds left, a couple humorous commercials, and a decent performance by The Boss during half-time (I rofl'ed when he bumped his balls on the camera, as shown in the picture above.)

For the people in Tuscon AZ however, there was another story on everyone's mind. The story of Super Bowl Penis Waving.

With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald's heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed abruptly switched to a scene from stablemate channel Club Jenna, treating viewers to the sight of seemingly omnipresent porn guy Evan Stone swinging his junk around like a maniac. This interlude lasted about 30 seconds.

Comcast told the Arizona Daily Star that engineers have been "working throughout the night" to figure out what happened, but haven't yet come up with an explanation.

Best prank ever. Check out the NSFW video here.

Categories: Entertainment, Sports

In 172 words by smurf - 184 views

Happy 09!

January 07, 2009 at 05:22 pm

It's prolly been over a year since my last post but i found this shit pretty funny.

What would you do, if on the far reaches of the Internet, you heard someone bragging about cheating on their boyfriend. What could you do?

We want to find out. On Tuesday, January 6th, 2009, an anonymous user posted on a popular Internet message board, boasting about her dishonesty with her long-distance boyfriend. "the key is deceit," she said.

Can we work together to help a complete stranger, without even knowing who he is? Are we as a species even interested in this kind of social behavior? Do we turn a blind eye when we know a fellow human is being taken for a ride, or do we seek justice?

We don't know much about her, but we think we know enough that if her boyfriend sees it, he'll recognize her.

Firstly, she's "stuck in Ohio," and her 3-year boyfriend is in UCLA.

Second, after some members of the message board threatened to post her words on an UCLA forum, she allegedly called him and asked about UCLA forums, telling him she was looking for new ways to keep in-touch.

You can help by passing this website along to your friends, by digging it on social networking sites, and by asking your bros if they have a girl back in Ohio. You can also print out and post a flyer.

-- http://ohio.comze.com/

I don't know about the guy who made that website, and the video, he claims he did it for justice.. I call BS. He did it for the same reason I did, for the lulz.

If you happen to go to UCLA, print out this and pass it around!

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Categories: Entertainment

In 290 words by lynzh - 198 views

Can't find a single reason to stick around...

December 16, 2008 at 02:14 pm

So I took some time off between masturbating and watching television to actually go outside of my comfort zone and shoot something. That something happens to be a music video for a San Diego-based band, The Shake Ups.
Now I hate to selflessly promote... myself... but, I'm kind of proud with how the video turned out and am always looking for feedback on it. And since I know that you all are such lovely and tolerant people, I figured why not show it to you guys?

So without further adieu... my music video debut.

If you click on the video, it should take you to the video page itself where there is an HD version. Hope you guys (And girls) dig it!

Categories: Entertainment

In 127 words by bunksteve - 176 views

It's like having sex to me

December 14, 2008 at 02:37 am

Yes, I do have some sort of a mancrush on these guys.

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Categories: Entertainment

In 12 words by smurf - 198 views

Pull apart my double helix like a wishbone

August 01, 2008 at 11:11 am

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Categories: Entertainment

In 0 words by smurf - 320 views

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

July 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm

I was debating on opening this post with a picture of some girl pretending to lick a thong. Then I remembered that Eluid's audience is much more mature than that and they would enjoy this geekgasm much more than the lingerie. Without further adieu, here is the movie trailer for Watchmen:

Here is an HD version.

If you're one of the few Internet nerds that hasn't heard of Watchmen, check out the thong picture instead: